alastaja Tee
Alastaja is the finest, cutest, sweetest girl ever. She radiates BIG UWU energy. She loves music, especially Frank Ocean yet, oddly, believes Channel Orange is better than Blonde... She believes "life is what you make it". A mantra so perfectly defined by her will to succeed despite the pain she's been through. Despite the hurt she doesn't let the world deter her spirit or her empathetic nature. A sensitive heart that beats deeply. A survivor. She loves her puppy yet refuses to buy a pooper scooper. A true rebel to the stigmatizing society we live in. Her favorite colour is yellow. It personifies her love for summer and all things blessed by the sun. Her mind transcends those of her peers. Her love? I felt that. Her beauty? Unparalleled. Her thoughts? Earth shattering. Her spirit? Possibly the most powerful thing this universe has ever witnessed. Some say she's the 21st century actualisation of "Apollo"the Greco-Roman Rod of light, music, healing, and the sun. Some say she inspired Mother Teresa... How is that possible? We might never know Her mere existence is a blessing to mankind.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.