Alameda Tee
Alameda is the little brother of the Bay Area. The whole Bay Area is widely known except for them. It's filled with the most boring group of people that exist while still being a terrible place. You have potheads that can't think about anything else, people struggling to live because of the expense, and people who try to hurt anyone they can. Alameda high school is a cesspool of hate towards outsiders and will purge you through beating you up and raping you multiple times while the teachers turn a blind eye. They don't bother educating many of their students, simply giving them the answers to the tests and letting them skip to the next grade is how they do things. The teachers talk behind students backs about how annoying they are when they have special needs. The band program is such garbage that even a prodigy of a prestigious school couldn't prosper. Everything is closed before 8:30pm because the people there don't feel like doing anything but smoke. The food choices here are terrible. It tries so hard to be diverse only to accomplish the opposite. We have Chinese food, Thai food, and some pizza. That's it. The grocery stores are known to be the worst grocery stores in North America. Safeway has two lines open ever, underpays, and understaffs. You will be silenced if you ever say anything against the collective Alamedan will. Examples: beatings, rape, and fabrication of information. The worst town in California.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum