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Ajax Tee

The Ajax is pose used in photography, pornography or on the DF as a dance move. This move is performed to allude to the supreme manliness of the individual performing it. The Ajax is performed by raising one arm and holding it outstretched from the body at an elevated angle, while the second arm is bent at the elbow and pointed in the same direction as the outstretched arm. The person performing the Ajax should adopt a wide legged stance with the same leg as the outstretched arm cocked out towards the side. The individual then proceeds to thrust their hips forwards and backwards simulating being blown by an invisible individual on their knees. After several thrusts the pose is reversed thus the bent arm becomes the outstretched arm and visa vera while the leg cocked at an angle is returned to the centre and the opposite leg is cocked outwards and thrusting resumes. This move first originated three thousand years ago around 1000 B.C. during the epic battle known as the Trojan War. The ancient greek war hero known as Ajax Telamon is reputed to have performed this move while receiving felatio from the Greek Goddess Athena a hectic Smoh Ah. Ajax's war companions Achilles and Odysseus witnessed Ajax receiving oral from the goddess and noted the pose he assumed while he was getting head. After the war ended the Heroes returned to their respective city states and ordered the wives to get on their knees and blow them. The wives gladly obliged having not seen their husbands for several years and upon receiving a blowjob the heroes performed the pose they had witnessed the legendary Ajax doing. Since then the move has permeated pop culture to a significant degree and is now performed in a variety of circumstances including its original context as a pose to be assumed while receiving felatio.

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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

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