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adrisole Tee

There's this word, and you're bound to have heard of it before. It's relatively new, and it is not in any dictionary you will care to check. This word, it was made up, but that doesn't make it any less real than other words. The reason it was made up is there is no word in the English language bombastic enough to convey the emotion that this one tries to encapsule. It's big, too big. It fills your heart up every time you think about it, and try as you might to wrap your brain around just the concept, even, you can't. You can't understand it. But don't feel bad. Nobody really does. Adrisole. Nice ring to it, don't you think? It comes in varying degrees, this adrisole thing. It can make you feel light and happy, it can make your chest feel stuffed and heavy. Adrisole, you laugh and cry and catch your breath because of it. Sometimes all at once, and then you feel so drained because all those feelings rush right out of you at the same time, but you're happy. It's special and wonderful and magical, and you feel sososo fortunate that it's a part of you now. Adrisole is about caring. Well-being, health, happiness, life, school, family, love-life. You want to know, and you pray for everything to be okay for them. You worry, maybe too much. The people you truly adrisole, all you want is for them to be happy, you believe they deserve better, and they shouldn't feel sorrow. You want to take away all their pain, as stupidly noble as it sounds. You would give up so many things just to meet them, hug them, tell them things face-to-face. Because you know that after that, everything would be okay. Adrisole is also about not caring. Distance, race, religon, nationality, strange idiosyncrasies, time, but mostly distance. With adrisole, you see past differences, because you know everyone is alike in some way or other, on the inside. Someone you adrisole, you will want to be there for them when they need someone -- it really, really doesn't matter if you have never met the person they're crying over, or don't see why they're so upset over a seemingly small matter. You just want to stay and talk and comfort, and you hope, wish, want, pray for them to be okay again. With adrisole, even if you've never met the person, you do not care, you would give anything in the world for them to be okay. That sensation you get when it hits you is hard to put into words. The closest thing to it would be, it feels like a sunrise and a tornado at the same time in your heart and head. It's a lot like love, but, for one thing, this can't be love. For another, love has been cheapened. That one phrase, 'I love you', has been uttered so many times without enough conviction, and now it means a lot less than it used to. So here adrisole is, to sort of fill the gap. This one word means so much, and you do not just throw it around. It is special and wonderful and magical, and you do not cheapen it, ever. Adrisole, it can fill up parts of you you never knew existed if you would just let it, and you really should. People say it cannot be stopped, and they have yet to be proven wrong. Oh, and one more thing you should know about this adrisole thingamajig: Adrisole is forever. --Disclaimer-- Not my definition, I stole it from here. http://www.iamrevolution.net/adrisole-stories-f21/what-is-adrisole-t184.htm But Mikey was the genius who, along with Jack, Alice, and Kayla, made this magical word real. Thank you Mikey.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

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