absolut vodka Tee
ABSOLUT VODKA is a vodka brand which is produced in Åhus, Sweden (not to confuse with Switzerland). Though it was first introduced 1979 in the US, ABSOLUT VODKA goes way back in the days. To be precise, it was first introduced to this world as early as 1879 by Lars Olsson Smith. He is the dude that you can find on all ABSOLUT VODKA bottles, with the text "ABSOLUT | COUNTRY OF SWEDEN" surrounding the tiny little picture. The group who makes the vodka is called V&S Group and that company in turn is owned by the Swedish state. All ABSOLUT VODKA is produced in Sweden and is then shipped away. As much as more than forty percent of the imported vodka in the USA is Absolut. Besides the tasteful and fine vodka of ABSOLUT, ABSOLUT also run very creative and funny ads. This, though, isn't thanks to the swedes. The marketing agency who make the ads are none other than TBWA (Google it, tards!). I think I have now spilled everything there is to know about ABSOLUT. Kinda. Now go and buy yourself some ABSOLUT VODKA... you can choose between 11 different flavours!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum