Abington Tee
A town south of Boston also known as “the bing” is a town that once you’re born there, you don’t leave. Your grandparents grew up there, then had kids, then the kids married their high school sweetheart, who also grandparents grew up there and had kids, then they bought the parents house, had kids, repeat. A town that has grass as a mascot (no exaggeration their team name is the green wave, which is suppose to be grass flowing I the wind), An exciting night in Abington is going to an Abington high school football game and watching the steroid infused kids play at a shitty field that is 95% covered in geese shit at a school that has been closed for years, and watching the town of Rockland be better then them at every sport. Snobby bitchy racist mothers that only hang with other snobby bitchy racist mothers, and the tough guy racist husbands who only hangs with the other tough guy racist husbands. If someone lived there for 30 years, but parents and grandparents didn’t live there, then your a piece of shit loser trying to be a townie. Brand new school that sucks with kids that are even worse, Abington is the true definition of a stuck up town with people who act like they live in the Hamptons.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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