90's Freak Tee
A "90's Freak" Loads cart up with single pack burritos, Preferred drink is Monster to look cool to collect cans to add up in shit hole apartment. Always has a water bottle near by, especially during long car rides. The 90's Freak label is always applied to a male, And he is usually over the age of 24 but younger males tend to try and live up to their style. The 90's Freak enjoys staying in on Friday nights watching ghost adventures. Enjoys shopping at local Thrift Stores and Goodwill looking for beanies, but tends not to wear them in public because they want the world to notice their awesome hair, sometimes dreads usually pulls beanie off right before entering a store typically wal-mart and best buy or any other public area, drives with beanie on. The Kirk sometimes if into hard metal will have a metal chain attached to pants, sometimes a wallet chain with studded belt hidden underneath over sized band tee. The male sometimes tries to avoid goodwill during paycheck to buy new items at hot-topic and target clearance items along with any other store out his price range having sales. The 90's Freak who also loves eating trail-mix, usually drives a shitty car and has no AC and has long hair, Tends to drive with windows cracked and stereo pumped up to any late 90's alternative rock band.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating