8 Hour Buzz Tee
A sensation or high that last typically around 8 hours that is received after having sex with an attractive girl. The buzz can be higher and lowered based on the attractiveness of the girl. When consumed in the ecstatic sensation of the "8 hour buzz", one will notice a heightened sense of realism and higher frequency pitch and treble in the voice. The amount of confidence in the particular individual will be highly increased as well. The average amount of consumption and money spent while under the influence of this feeling can be anywhere from the percentile of 80 to 90. The dopamine and endorphins released from the 8 Hour Buzz affect the left inferior frontal gyrus. This makes the brain either create sentences that do not make sense or makes the person make illogical decisions, but in a relaxed sort of cool, easy going manner. For instance, one might find themselves stating the following sentences during an 8 hour buzz... "Freeways are chill..." "I love you guys..." "I know its 3 a.m. but we should really hang out..." "Drinks are on me!..." "I just love trees" "It feels so good out tonight" "The wind is awesome..." "Shall we go to the beach tonight for a dip?" During an 8 hour buzz one may experience a higher sense of self worth, or may feel they are "not blowing it." If your 8 hour lasts more than 8 hours, make sure to cancel all ur credit cards immediately and consult your homies for details.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂