4 inch penis Tee
A penis that is very, very small for a 'man' who has passed puberty. Sometimes caused by pure genetics but many times it is caused by a boy having low testosterone during early and mid puberty causing his penis to not develop into an adult size. Small testicles which hang shallow or don't hang at all is a good indicator of it being a simple matter of a development issue, so is the amount pubic hair. If caught early (age 14 or so) a young man has a good chance of being treated with hormones and developing fully, if caught late (age 16) hormone treatment will work much less, by age 17 the penis is fully developed in most men, ending any chance for an individual to increase the size of their child-like genitals. Luckily it is very rare for a man to have such a tiny little package, being just above the medical definition of a micropenis 99.7% of men larger, making it hard for one to ignore his inadequate manhood, including himself. It can be devastating to the male ego considering you will likely be the smallest most women have seen or had intercourse with, disappointing most humoring many. This can be a huge blow to a man who is somehow unaware of his little problem, but it is important part of accepting your situation. Just because women might laugh or call you mean (but truthful) names like 'babydick' doesn't mean you can't make a woman orgasm, there are other options like penis extender toys or strap ons, whatever you do don't do nothing unless you want her to leave or cheat.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means