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Pablo the Almighty Lord and Savior of the Land of Shadows and Cheesecake. He is known for stealing various forms of pasta and non-italian noodle dishes such as tortellini, linguine, spaghetti, penne, shell noodles, macaroni, ramen, Disney Princess Chicken Noodle Soup, etc. He enjoys wreaking havoc among members of the gaehive somewhere in the deepest, darkest corners of the internet. He resides everywhere and nowhere on a plane that is parallel to ours, appearing only to take the pastas that are rightfully his, particularly your leftover tortellini from 48 hours ago. He only accepts offerings that are placed inside a rectangular container with a red lid, which is then placed underneath a circular container with a single Ikea meatball inside. Pablo will accept the tortellini gratefully, and bestow upon your home the Blessing of Pablo. To protect your tortellini, you must keep it inside the drawers among the broccoli. If Pablo steals your tortellini, then nothing will happen to your home, excluding the punishment your older brother gives your for eating his tortellini. It pleases Pablo to see it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition