Mari Mug
Mari is one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet. She's great in bed, not at first but she gets so much better. She has these amazing blue eyes that'll make you fall in love, as if you're in a trance. She's skinny but has a little bit of meat and she puts herself down for it, always calling herself fat. She has low self esteem and is extremely insecure. She's shy at first, usually around a guy she thinks is cute or likes but later on she gets so comfortable with you and you'll see how perfect she is. There's a big problem about her that you can't change, she gets involved with guys who she knows will hurt her, but more or less she doesn't seem to care. She loves unconditionally, that could also be a bad thing especially if in the end you're gonna hurt her. When she loves someone, she'd do anything for them, putting their needs before hers, tearing her walls down and caring too much about them. If you lose her, then damn you fucked up because there is no other girl that's as amazing as her. She tends to get hurt a lot and tries to cover it up with the fakest of smiles. You'd have to know her well enough to know her fake smiles from her real ones. Make her cry? Damn you must of really hurt her and she must of really cared because she doesn't cry often. She just needs a guy to come around and treat her like a queen because her eyes are too pretty to have tears spilling from them.
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Customer Reviews
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
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