Mari
Mari is one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet. She's great in bed, not at first but she gets so much better. She has these amazing blue eyes that'll make you fall in love, as if you're in a trance. She's skinny but has a little bit of meat and she puts herself down for it, always calling herself fat. She has low self esteem and is extremely insecure. She's shy at first, usually around a guy she thinks is cute or likes but later on she gets so comfortable with you and you'll see how perfect she is. There's a big problem about her that you can't change, she gets involved with guys who she knows will hurt her, but more or less she doesn't seem to care. She loves unconditionally, that could also be a bad thing especially if in the end you're gonna hurt her. When she loves someone, she'd do anything for them, putting their needs before hers, tearing her walls down and caring too much about them. If you lose her, then damn you fucked up because there is no other girl that's as amazing as her. She tends to get hurt a lot and tries to cover it up with the fakest of smiles. You'd have to know her well enough to know her fake smiles from her real ones. Make her cry? Damn you must of really hurt her and she must of really cared because she doesn't cry often. She just needs a guy to come around and treat her like a queen because her eyes are too pretty to have tears spilling from them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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