Davis Mug
A Davis is a person who lives a very sad & pathetic life but acts like he is really awesome & loves life. But most people can see through the act & are actually very worried Davis might hurt himself one day. A Davis spends most of his time bitching & eating hotdogs. Some people believe that is all a Davis does, but that is not true. A Davis also spends some time sleeping or masterbauting to pictures of hot dogs. A Davis also has a very unique ability to become an expert on video games after playing for just 1 day. A Davis has a "general knowledge of everything" & is not shy about throwing it in your face or telling you complete irrelevant information at random times, an extremely annoying habit. Daviss are generally very confused about their sexual orientation & will never admit to their desires, even though everyone else already knows the truth. A Davis will always think hes better than you because he goes to college, played Destiny for 2 years, & can google how to do everything in video games. If you try to help a Davis or simply point out a Daivss strange lifestyle, the Davis will become very defensive & go into an unstoppable binge of eating hotdogs & bitching. He also might go write in his diary about how everyone is always "making fun of him" & that hes not really like that. A Davis lives in deep deep denial.
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Customer Reviews
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.