Middle School Mug
Staff that likes to suspend you for the most stupid and harmless shit ever (things like dancing, walking too fast, etc. Teachers that won't stop shoving 10 pounds of homework down your throat. The actual students. We have 9 types: The prep, jock, nerd, geek, social outcasts, post-pubescent, cool guys, teacher's pets, and bullies. Prep: Spends money on middle school, get the best grades, etc. All around not too bad. Jocks: The guys who don't know sh*t other than football. Nerds: The snitches, to put it simply. Always get 100's in everything, and really like snitching on other people for no apparent reason. Geeks: Personally, this is my favorite type. These are the guys that get fairly good grades, have really cool hobbies, and aren't social outcasts (nerds, we're looking at you). Fun to hang with. Social Outcasts: The people who either don't approach anyone themselves, or no one approaches them, for varying reasons. Most likely found in the media center reading to their heart's content. Post-pubescents: People who have no business being in middle school with how mature they are. Teacher's Pets: Think of the nerd, only 100 times worse, and minus the good grades. "Cool" guys: The people everyone hangs out with. Usually self-centered neurotics. Bullies: No explanation necessary, only be prepared for things infinite times worse than in elementary. Also, 75% of them are black girls picking on scrawny whites for no apparent reason. To be assholes, I guess.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^