andrew
andrew is that guy in class that will make you laugh until you cry. he tries to impress everyone, and usually succeeds. he will always put a smile on your face with a joke, and even if its not that funny, you will still smile because of his charm. he underestimates himself. hes smart as hell and hes not afraid to tell his opinion, which are usually compliable. he always messes with his teachers, but they cant help but love him. he is very talented at music, and doesnt think his artistic ideas are good, when really they are amazing. hes also that guy that you can talk to for hours and is great in bed. not to mention, he is so gorgeous. he is tan, with perfect brown hair and eyes you can get lost in forever. some may say hes an asshole. dont be fooled by his reputation, because all he wants to do is see your smile. hes also opened minded and he loves to joke with people, but when he really likes someone, he will be very cautious since he doesnt want them to think he is an ass. he is not an asshole, though. he can get secretly insecure of what others think but he is very good at hiding it. he can be the nicest guy you will ever meet. if you suspect an andrew likes you, do not lose him. talk to him, because talking is his forte. he would never turn down a chat, especially if he likes you. if he thinks you dont have interest back, he might move on. or think he has, but he hasnt. cherish him, because he will always be there for you. whatever you do, dont lose him. hes perfection.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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