Jackbarakatitus
A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death. Symptoms may include: - Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day) - Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch - Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat - Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat - Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times - Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat - Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit) - Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day - Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted) - Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat - Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added) - Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple - Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear) - Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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