Jordan Mug
Jordan A gorgeous, intelligent girl, that has no idea what kind of affect she has on people. She gives the best advice and is always willing to help a friend or even stranger going through a rough time. On the outside she's a rock, solid and strong, always putting everyone else first. Sometimes though she really needs a hug, because her life isn't always perfect, but she won't ask for one. You have to notice it. She's the top of her class and always doing her best. Extremely outgoing and often Student Body President. She's can be a girly girl when it comes to things such as guys and clothes, but typically she doesn't care what anyone thinks. She radiates her own amazing, kind personality onto everyone around her and that makes people love her so much. Jordan's fall hard and fast, and get their hearts broken easily so don't string her along. She'll love you with everything she has, and even if you break her heart she'll still forgive you. She's amazing in every way, shape, and form, but she never realizes it. She's so beautiful but she doesn't think so, so remind her that she is. And argue with her when she says she isn't. One of the sweetest and most lovable people you'll ever meet. Take care of her, she'll be a great best friend or lover one day.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!