scally Mug
A government experiment which involved breeding rats and humans gone terribly wrong. Originally intented to create a type of drone army but insted created a ever increasing group of city dwelling smegma piles that live in tower blocks or boxes.It has recently been discovered that these genetically modified rats have little or no intellegence and only survive on basic instict thus the mistake was made. Insted of fighting wars these vermin fight random people for "looking at them" will only fight one normal person at a time and there has to be at least 50 scallies before any combat takes place. They also steal from old people off licences and cars doesnt matter what it is, it could be a comb they'll still have it. General Scally Image Scallies are often easy to spot as theyhang around together and all look the same, whiteish(sometimes green), greasy, spotty short haired, covered in "gold" jewellary (crafted by the finest £1 shop usally made from copper, tin plastic etc)And of course the trackie bottems, white sports socks, a woolie jumper/hooded over-throw jacket, baseball cap that teeters on the back of the head, white mucky trainers/fuck off pair of boots. Unable to speak cohererantly Still Scallies do maintain some sort of social/military structure be awre of the following invading your town Foot Scallies Aged 13-16 that hang round outside off-licences, corners, parks. Uniformed in the manditory Adidas trackie bottems tucked into white kappa sports socks. Any type of classic trainer Adidas/Reebok (Rockports boots worn for nights out) Weapons of choice Tin of spay paint, glass bottle. Commader Scall Aged 17-20 require a vehicle of some sort usually a Vuaxhall Nova, Astra. Ford Esort, Sierra, Suzuki 125 trialblazer (used generally for snatching old ladies handbags) All of which have been modified using scrap metal, polyfiller, drainpipes and lego. Dress code still the same as taste is not a quality found in any scally. Weapon of choice baseball bat or a plank of wood located in the drivers side footwell, "gold" knuckle dusters General Scally or "Scallite" There only can ever be one Scally elite to each group of about 30 Scallys (6 Commaders, 18 Foot, 6 "female" scallies) A scally leader is primative looking, has to be over 25 years old have a criminal record which include any of these: burglary, theft ABH GBH and genreally being offensive. Has to own a pair of jeans and a shirt, requires some sort of facial hair, have what may be classed as a human girlfriend and to be father to have his own bedsit and sells drugs. In some cases addicted to heroin. Not to be approached at all as he will stink like a grannies rotting fanny. Uniformed in a classic full all white Adidas tracksuit Rockport boots nicely trimmed with the finest gold jewellary from Argos Weapon of Choice an air rifle, piece of scaffold, alsation or rotweiler dog. Places to visit for some fun filled Scally bashing Leeds Liverpool Keighley Manchester, London Bimingham Mewcastle and any sea side resort
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”