Diarrhea Scale
A scale used to measure the type of diarrhea you have as well as how painful it is and goes as follows: (1.0) Diarrhea: Your typical liquidy poo. (2.0) Explosive Diarrhea: Liquidy poo under high pressure. 2.5 Fiery Diarrhea: Liquidy poo with a distinct burning sensation. (3.0) Napalm Diarrhea: Liquidy poo armed with the combined force of explosive diarrhea and the burning sensation of the fiery diarrhea. (4.0) Stomach Cramps: Those awful pains in your gut that make you feel like you got punched in the balls. (4.5) Hell: Extremely painful stomach cramps caused by explosive diarrhea. (5.0) Fiery Hell: Excruciating stomach cramps with the feeling your butthole is on fire, literally. (5.5) Brown piss: When loud farts and moans and groans from your stomach cramps aren't humiliating enough, brown piss will get rid of all your masculinity when a straight stream of water shoots out of your ass and makes a louds spashing noise for everyone to gather round and hear. (Miscellaneous diarrhea term) cease fire: A very very very relaxing calm either after or between bad stomach cramps, when they are a symbol of colon wide peace it can be over joying, but sometimes your colon plays a cruel trick on you and starts the stomach cramps right back up again. (10.0) Nuclear diarrhea: Liquidy poo, under enough pressure to blow up Hiroshima.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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