soccer mom Mug
spawn of the devil. annoying, bitchy, over sheltering, and way too protective. let's start with the typical soccer mom. stay at home mom usually blonde, bleached most likely. caucasian 30-50 years old 'trophy wife' has 2.6 kids. bitchy. whiny. was in a sorority. now hubby: lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job. never home barely knows kids fucks secretary on 'business trips'. daughter: blonde has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc. bimbo slut is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails teenybopper popular does dance son: blonde has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc. little mr. athlete, does soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball. racist 10-14 years old popular spits everywhere The family of mrs. soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance. mrs. soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings: OK: good A: acceptable, 13+ N: not in my house! 18+ likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
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