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Skrillex Hair Disease Mug

Skrillex Hair Disease (SHD) is an extremely contagious and deadly disease that is currently in the process of infecting millions of young American women. SHD is the leading cause of the Skrillex Hair Pandemic that is currently an ongoing pandemic in the world with an Index of level 5 severity. SHD infects young girls between the ages of 10-19, and causes women to shave the sides of their heads to look like Skrillex. These girls do it because they think that by doing it, they are hot, attractive, sexy, and unique. Unfortunately for them, they cannot get it through their thick skulls that shaving the side of their head doesn't make them sexy or hot because nobody wants to date a half-bald bitch, and it doesn't make them unique because they are copying Skrillex along with millions of other brainwashed bitches who wouldn't know uniqueness if it slapped them across the face. SHD had an R-o (reproductive rate) of 10 and is extremely dangerous. Luckily, the disease cannot infect you unless you are weak-minded and cannot think for yourself. Symptoms include narcissism, the urge to shave their heads, and the impression that they are really sexy being half-bald. If you see somebody with SHD, call 9-1-1 immediately for that individual is extremely contagious. Do not attempt to heal anybody you know with SHD. SHD is the number one cause why the United States is the land of the free and the home of the dumb asses.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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I would eat this mug, no hesitation

AssAndBalls P. Apr 7

Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah

I love it when my definition gets merch Apr 7

So dope.

Donald W. Apr 6
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Its insane

Jimmy B. Apr 5

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

rick a. Apr 5

Just as expected, high quality

Stephen B. Apr 4
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I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)

Ben D. Apr 3

Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.

Joseph S. Apr 3
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Fuck your mugs and your tees

Fran M. Apr 3

Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.

Marcus G. Apr 2
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good service, delivery time was quick

Patrick B. Mar 31
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Review by Patty M.

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.

Patty M. Mar 31
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Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.

Scott S. Mar 30
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My dad hated it🤣

Andrew N. Mar 30
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Review by Heidi A.

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.

Heidi A. Mar 29
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Great ordering experience..good quality

Sherry P. Mar 28
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8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her

Oen G. Mar 27

The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)

Your n. Mar 26

Gift for my niece. She loves it.

Sandra W. Mar 26
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I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”

Ayden N. Mar 25
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