Zoe
Zoe. Where do we begin with Zoe. Firstly she's unbelievably drop dead gorgeous. She is extremely good hearted and is really kind. She also is quite intelligent however she sometimes brags about how intelligent she actually is. Her most amazing feature is probably her smile and her hair with kind of blonde highlights on the end which is 100% natural. Her eyes are like doors. Once she allows you to come in you can see the key to her heart. Zoe either likes you or hates you and likes to be as social as possible. However she can be quite shy but once you get to know her you will have a blast. Also she is so hilarious. Zoe likes a variety of things but most importantly she loves her 5 babies in 1D. Zoe gets quite heart broken as she is very sensitive. She always wants to have a good relationship with others and always listens to their view points before judging. Most importantly Zoe want the well-being of her companion. Lastly, Zoe has traits that other girls would kill for. She has a great sense of style. She also has a fit body which is more that able to model. She is very artistic and talented which loads of creative viewpoints. Zoe is simply perfect. Everyone would die to have, meet, see, or befriend a Zoe. One rare stunning creature she is!
The Urban Dictionary Mug

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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