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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.

Scott S.Mar 30
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My dad hated it🤣

Andrew N.Mar 30
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Review by Heidi A.

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.

Heidi A.Mar 29
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Great ordering experience..good quality

Sherry P.Mar 28
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8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her

Oen G.Mar 27

The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)

Your n.Mar 26

Gift for my niece. She loves it.

Sandra W.Mar 26
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I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”

Ayden N.Mar 25

i tried to break this shit mug but died got reincarnated came back to life and this shitty mug was still there

Gabe U.Mar 25

How many ounces does it hold? I don’t know ask him. HIM!HIM! Fuck him! It’s catchy

Jack K.Mar 25

Great experience with the Urban Dictionary and ordering my mug. Any concerns that were related to them were received promptly. Overall, it was a great experience

Stephen N.Mar 25
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i love this mug its not a mistake ITS A MASTERPIECE

E E.Mar 24

Describes my classmate in school, perfect

Person :.Mar 24

I love the cup and I’m certain I’ll be checking with you guys in the future..

Michael K.Mar 23
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*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.

Joseph R B.Mar 23

fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you

Shaina D.Mar 22

Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.

Arielle C.Mar 22
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Review by Mark B.

Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.

Mark B.Mar 20
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The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass

Sam K.Mar 19
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Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.

Douglas L.Mar 19
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