Caucasian Male Syndrome Mug
Caucasian Male Syndrome (CMS) is the complete and utter lack of individuals of Caucasian descent and of the male gender to maintain any form of dance rhythm. Sufferers of CMS often revert to faux dances by engaging in everyday motions which imitate (badly) real dance moves. These Caucasian Male Moves (CMM) include such everyday motions as The Dice Roller, The Grocery Shopper, The Skiier, and The Pulp Fiction. Inevitably, this severely limited library of dance moves results in sloppy repetition of the same moves over and over again, each time with decreasing interest in the partner. If pressed too long (approximately the length of one song), this decrease in dance partner interest typically results in some sort of physical retribution to the person afflicted with CMS.
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Customer Reviews
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.