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The girls sure get lucky with dirty rednecks of all sizes. If she's really lucky, she gets with a pale white wigger who's never experienced real gang shit yet listens to to tupac thinking he's a boss. He's never been in a fight before, yet he listens to songs about knocking a bitch out. He listens to songs about pussy, weed and money. But he's such a loser he only gets the one in the middle (weed) he has a penis like one of these --> A) its small B) he doesn't trim C) its crooked D) its erectily dysfunctional E) or all of the above. They think they're hot shit? Nawwwww Ladies do yourselves a favor. Get with a decent looking nerd. In about 10 years you will be happily married, have a nice house, great money, and a few well taken care of kids. Sluts, get with a douchebag loser who looks good now and is too cool for school. In about 10 years, that bloated ass beer belly will snap his buttons off his shirt, and he will disrespect and beat the living hell out of you and spend his days drinking beer and going out to the bar with his buddies and getting luck with some tramp. You'll have already popped out 6 kids who hate your guts for giving them the shittiest home life possible. Don't worry thought. In about a year, he will have already left you for some broad he met last month that he snuck around with behind your back every night he was 'working late' This life will be fine for you if you're fine with the fact that swag isn't going to pay your bills in about 10 years.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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