Lori Awesome 2.0 Mug
"Lori Awesome" has been updated to reflect the evolving, always improving, always progressing definition of what has come to be known as the highest level of awesomeness one can hope to achieve. Lori Awesome is and will forever continue to be the coolest of the cool, the bestest of the best, the most cutest of cute, and the funniest of funny. What HAS changed, and what will forever be fact, is that Lori Awesome is not just unattainable to most. It is also no longer something all people should strive for. The reason for this is because "Lori Awesome" has evolved to the point that it has become such a highly prestigious honor that it is now totally and completely unattainable to everyone not already considered "Lori Awesome". No longer will little girls dream of one day being like Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift. No longer will boys dream of one day dating Taylor Swift or Megan Fox. A person considered Lori Awesome trumps them all! A person who is Lori Awesome has... ...creative hands for making charms, crocheting & sewing - Check! ...prolific skills at playing the guitar - Check! ...sweet-sounding singing voice like Snow White - Check! ...dazzling eyes that sparkle and shimmer like Ariel - Double Check!! ...a love for animals that is genuine and true - Check! ...a passionate heart that is full of energy and enthusiasm - Triple Check!!! Lori Awesome - the perfect collection of attributes, harmoniously unified to produce the greatest level of awesomeness possible.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/