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Everybody is like: ''It sounds like so much fun! You can hang out at the mall with your friends all day long!''. No. Being Homeschooled is FAR from fun. I've been Homeschooled since the second grade, and it is so depressing. It's great for the first 3 months, and then reality hits. Basically, you oversleep every morning because what's the sense of waking up early unless you want to be stuck watching some Weather Channel. And then you do schoolwork for 1-3 hours. Then after that there's nothing left to do except sit on the couch and watch TV for HOURS. ON. END. And go on Urban Dictonary and Facebook and eat junk food. And eventually, you get so lonely that you go online and join every social network site possible, and then meet a bunch of online friends that you will never meet but you don't care because YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO! And that's basically your only social life. The computer. Social Network Sites. Online friends. And Cyber Bullying. What a life... And if your a failure at school, your Mom spends 30 minutes screaming at you about how you should atchually pay attention to your work and do it better and then you end up getting grounded, leaving you back to watching endless hours of TV and eating. The ONLY way to get away from your parents and crazy family is to pretty much lock yourself in your bedroom or go for a walk. So yeah, if you want to spend your teenage years depressed, lonely, lazy, and bored, I highly reccomend you DO NOT BECOME HOMESCHOOLED!

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
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Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome

Jane s.Mar 11

It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Megan H.Mar 11
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Review by Francis B.

Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.

Francis B.Mar 11
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Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!

Kathleen S.Mar 10

The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.

Stephen N.Mar 10
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Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting

Nirem P.Mar 9

Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.

Russell R.Mar 9

Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!

RICK G.Mar 9
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You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

Elongated M.Mar 8
Review by tiffany a.

Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

tiffany a.Mar 7
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Review by Jonah c.

It shows exactly what I want!!

Jonah c.Mar 7

its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.

Anish H.Mar 6

I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.

Peter R.Mar 6
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Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.

m_gsMar 6

Give me the mug

Kim F.Mar 5
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no n.Mar 4

I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best

Lizzy J.Mar 4

Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift

John J.Mar 4

Best mug ever!

Lumine F.Mar 4

this is actually a good mug

hart j.Mar 3
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