Massapequa
General term for 4 towns in southeastern Nassau county, Long island. The Hamlet of Massapequa: westernmost town, the largest one, anywhere west of the high school. The Hamlet of North Massapequa: northernmost (duh), anywhere north of Jerusalem avenue, most kids go to plainedge or farmingdale schools. The Hamlet of East Massapequa: easternmost town, the poorest, officially anywhere east of the high school, more often just anywhere east of the middle school (which is sometimes called West Amityville). The West Amityville part is a bit more diverse, a lot poorer, and the kids go to Amityville schools. The Village of Massapequa Park: in the center of everything, the smallest, probably the richest, officially the area containing the high school, more often inflated to being anywhere east of the high school and west of the middle school. The “downtown” of the Massapequa is within this town. Massapequa more often just refers to the are covered by the Massapequa School District, which is all of Massapequa and Massapequa Park, 2/3 of East Massapequa, and a very small portion of North Massapequa Massapequa is full of hot girls, sportsy douchebags, and a whole lot of drug addicts. Geeks are almost nonexistent, as are ugly girls. Massapequa hates Farmingdale and Lindenhurst, spits on Amityville, and is friends with Seaford and Wantagh.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat

Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!

It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
Give me the mug

give me mug
I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
Computerly good
It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.
It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it
Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.
Coffee cup was easy to order. It was made and delivered promptly. It looks terrific.
Absolutely brilliant, I just love the hgfhgf mug, I would reccommend this to anyone, 10/10.
wow it's amazing, the best mug i've ever had !!!! My wife left me but it's okay because i have my shark mug ! I just want to say thak's, thank's to the world, thank's to god and thank's for you. you made my day
The mug arrived on time and it was what I expected!
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
"> |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.