Mattituck
good ole mattituck. Small little ass town with not much to do but I like it. Has around 6 black kids and everybody knows eachothers first and last names. The town is about 50feet long and is becoming like the hamptons. Everybody mostly fishes and hunts here and there is a bunch of rednecks here too. The rednecks where tucked flannels with there timberland boots and there ford or John Deere belt buckels. Everybody ride dirt bikes and quads on the weekends and the cop don't pull you over for riding them on the road. Everybody that rides goes to levlons and have to ride quads on beach to 3 towns over and it is illegal but no one gives 2 shits neither does the cops. We all got big pickup trucks gas and diesel and we love to go mudding and have a good time drikin our bud heaveys and shooting our shot guns down at breakwater. Smallest town ever and still it's the greatest. Everybody knows what you did before your parents know about it the next morning and we got a bunch of farms that we ride our quads and go muddin with our trucks on. We love our nascar too. And we love shooting our firearms with our gun racks in the back glass of our jacked up f250's.and we all listen to country music and we love it.also where everbodys name ends in a y such as Jimmy Bobby. comes 4th of July damn you better like fireworks cause everbody in mattituck does. things to do is get drunk at the beach and most of our partys are at farms and in barns or on the sand bluffs. Good ole mattituck
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