Unemployment
A symptom of the failure and insanity of modern society. If there is something to do, then how can there be unemployment? There is work to do - we go do it. It's that simple. And if there is nothing to do, can't the rich creeps just leave us alone? No, they can't. Because unemployment was fabricated by the rich cocksuckers in order to keep wages down and keep the lower classes scared and busy. Because if you're afraid you might lose your job - which allows you to purchase tenancy/ food/ clothes from the rich - you keep your mouth shut and you keep working no matter how dumb the job is. And if the wage is shit you keep quiet because at least you're getting some dough with which to pay rent/ alimony/ student loans/ dinner. Meanwhile we see the proliferation of computerization, robotization, mechanization, miniaturization, and other -zations - meaning there is less and less useful stuff left to do. Most work out there is bullshit. (At least) 70% of us can stop working today (everyone except the people doing real work, who incidentally are the worst paid - the farmers, the janitors, the maintenance workers, the construction workers, etc), and life will go on just fine. Except everyone will have more leisure and less worry. But we can't have that. Oh no. The rich are just keeping us busy so we fail to notice how they are getting away with murder. Unemployment is as dumb as planned obsolescence. The future generations will look at us with horror and derision.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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