shit happens Mug
Better list of religious versions: Taoism Shit happens. Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism This shit happened before. Mormonism This shit is going to happen again. Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah. Stoicism This shit is its own reward. Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else. Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Pentecostalism In Jesus' name, heal this shit! Catholicism Shit happens because you deserve it. Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time. Marxism This shit is going to hit the fan. Atheism No shit. Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays. Existentialism Absurd shit. Agnosticism What is this shit? Nihilism Who gives a shit? Deconstruction Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives. Christian Science Shit is in your mind. Moonies Only happy shit really happens. Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, Knock, shit happens. Scientology Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama Rama. Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening. Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!