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to be sexually aroused ex. I was in my apartment with my friend steph. We were going to watch a movie she brought over. she put the movie in and hit play, i was expecting a chick flick, however, it was a porno movie that was in the wrong case. i went to stop it and then steph said no please keep it on so i did. i was so turned on watching it and she could see how much it was turning me on my 12" penis was making a bulge in my pants and i saw her looking. without saying anything she looked at me and then jumped on top of me kissing my lips massaging her tongue with mine. i then slid my head to her neck and began sucking and biting i moved up to her ear and whispered very softly for her to take my pants off and then i nibbled her ear driving her wild. she took my shirt off revealing my rock solid abs and i took her shirt off showing her leopard print bra and her 34C breasts.her boobs were jumping out of her bra so i slowly sexually removed her bra with my teeth. she decided she was then going to do as i asked and remove my pants. she took my zipper in her teeth and slid it down while unbottening them she slid them down slowly. i was so horny and i couldnt take my eyes off her huge breasts. i was sitting on the sofa with my boxers on and she walked to the kitchen and when she came back she was completely naked and her vagina was covered in whip cream.
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Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
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