shag bands
It is true that Shagbands or Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80’s fashion. However, they weren’t the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beads and thin elastic string. The rumours about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I’m about 17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as shagbands or fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone’s black band that, that person has to have sex with them. That’s ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it’s just one of my friends kidding around. Black- Sex Blue- Blow job Pink- Flash tits or penis Yellow- Hug Purple- Kiss Clear- Whatever the snapper wants Green- Hand job Brown- Toss my salad Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS Any glitter- Girl chooses Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX Light Blue- Anal Light pink- hug and kiss Light green- Oral sex Gold- All of the above Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it’s just a fashion statement. So, I’ve done a bit of a search on the web and found the cheapest place to buy them online. time-bomb.co.uk has got packs of 6 for 75p – colours including glitter, neon and UV.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
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The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday

it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
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First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
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I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
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