Mollyyy Mug
individuals with the name "molly" usually are huge sluts who have been known to overuse the abbreviated phrase "laugh out loud" or LOL for short. individuals with the name "molly" tend to be non-athletic chubby lesbians who enjoy long walks on (nude) beaches, sports that require little clothing, and screamo beats and music videos with, again, little-to-no clothing. molly's usually flock to southern schools where the weather is hot but the lesbians are hotter. molly's have a fetish for feet, beer bellies, and saggy funbags. molly's don't really have a favorite color because they're gay so they like ALL the colors of the rainbow...if asked a question they tend to be indecisive and incorrect making them the biggest failures at life. most (if not all) molly's will date multiple persons at one time, spreading numerous diseases and illnesses...such diseases include AIDS, gonorrhea, crabs, chlamydia, the syph, and herpes...this does not excludethe birdflu and turrets. but seriously, to sum up what a "molly" really is would take years but one thing is certain...they are repulsive individuals with big heads and even bigger asses who should not under any circumstances be trusted or befriended by anyone especially fellow female soccer players.
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Customer Reviews
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.