Power of the Liquor Store Mug
Ahhhh the Liquor store. People go there to buy booze, get drunk and have a good time. The Liquor store is fun but not very many know how powerful the liquor store really is. Yes the Liquor Store is POWERFUL. How powerful is it. They provide some useful tools to fuck some fat and ugly bitches. How, well lets just say there’s this fat ugly bitch who wants to fuck you and she is the only vagina around and there is nothing else to do. It just so happens you bought some Vodka from the Liquor store and drank the whole bottle. Now the fat bitch is starting to look hotter but she is still ugly. What now? Well they put the booze in a brown paper bag so you can use the paper bag to cover her face. Now she’s hot and you can now fuck her. Beware that some bitches out there WILL be too powerful for the liquor store. But the Liquor Store has another use for it as well. This one will get hot bitches in bed. Say there is this hot bitch you want to fuck and you just found out she drinks. Let’s just say she like jager bombs. So you grab some redbull and some jager you bought from the Liquor Store and you two drink till she is horny. Be careful that YOU don’t drink too much because you want to be buzzed for later. It’s optional to put "the pill" as well ha ha. But the Liquor Store is not just used for sex. Let’s just say one of those bitches you fuckin (fat or otherwise) has a boyfriend (or girlfriend if they’re lesbian/bi) and they want to kill you. Well you got a weapon to fight back with. The Bottle you drank booze out of. Just Smash them in the face with a bottle and they will go out most of the time. Don't worry when they fight back because your numb from the booze. But do not underestimate the Power of the Liquor Store because it has its side effects. Side effects include vomiting, hang over, can't drive worth shit, memory loss, kidney damage, liver damage, loss of brain cells, making an ass out of yourself, pregnancy, stalkers, bar fights, love triangles, having to go to the 12 step program, marriages, horse fucking, uncontrollable farts, speaking in gibberish, unprotected sex, job loss, clothes lost, pissing everywhere, slowly freezing yourself to death, crabs, genital warts, genital herpes, rash, AIDS, homeless, crack addition, money loss, family members gettin pissed at you, loss of teeth, blurry double vision, beer belly, breath smells like booze, you smell like booze, having an urge to go into the ocean to fuck manatees (aka the sea cow) and last but not least.... well WHO GIVES A FUCK RIGHT. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. So now you know how powerful liquor store really is. on a serious note... ahh.... ehhh FUCK IT. FELL THE POWER OF THE LIQUOR STORE. NOW GO HAVE SOME FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)