Jens Jackhammer Mug
This is a sexual act that is usually between a male and a female, although it can be between any two individuals. The main goal of this sex move is full penetration. To perform this move both parties must being willing to withstand an amount of pain that would probably resemble being poked in the eye, hard. Also, they have to be somewhat athletic and decently limber. If they meet these sex regulations an amount of great pleasure can be ascertained, obviously by both parties. To perform a Jens Jackhammer one has to have access to bunk-beds that rise at least 6 feet in height, a cushy beanbag-esq chair, and a healthy sexual desire. The set-up is as such: once both parties are down to the nakedness that is the human being, traditionally, the male counterpart set himself up on the top bunk bed fully erect. The woman then gets into the spread eagle position, a most vulnerable position. Once they agree to perform this act, usually a "1, 2, 3, fuck me!" would suffice, the man launches himself off the top bunk aiming his erect penis straight into the woman's vagina. If successful, the main would have his whole erect penis inside the woman, thus experiencing full penetration and a feeling those two individuals will share the rest of their lives. This move is only recommended for those who meet the requirements above and are not faint of heart.
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looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool