New Jersey Mug
New Jersey Is Better Than your state by far, one of the many reasons for this is a rather eliquant vocabulary during the midst of a rather large ass whoopin, in wich you and your heads get beat down by a 4 to 1 ratio, NJ Girls Are nOt Trash, They are infact some of the most beautiful albeit opinionated women in the world, They will speak their mind instead of quietly waiting for their"turn" or "chance to speak" NJ Guys Will probably think they are better than you. Thats only because we are. We Are all self centered egotistical dicks. Its true When Driving we tend to tailgate and brake infront of tourists and fellow jersyians for laughs. Because unlike many other states each of us knows instinctively how to drive from birth. and so drag racing and other such fun road games are common place In nj there are at least 20 million diners that are opn 24 hours and each serve authentic food .. we have the best resturants outside of new york , some even better, Aside from the safest cities in the country we also have the most dangerous, Places Like Newark Camden and Elizabeth, Stand in contrast to a town such as Alpine (Home of million+dollar celbrities like Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock, Jay-z, Mary J Blige etc.) Nj Is and should be labled as a country unto itself. Origanal dialect, Mostly a hybrid of New York City And Phili "tawk" (that being one example , Others include Yo Bro Mad Fuck Shit Word Word up Word is bond.. among others Nj Does not smell like shit EVerywhere only in port cities close to new york ,As new York Pays Nj To ship Garbage to staten island.Lets Face it New York SMells. Its Natural. Aside from Numerous Mob Films being shot here (The GodFather) THere are several places with ditches dug from real life mafiso located throughout, A common Joke is that if jimi Hoffa ever turns up itll be in the meadowlands of north Nj. Home to the best beaches in the country, the act of going to one is referred to by "Goin Down The Shore." It could mean numerous places Such As Seaside Heights ,Cape May or {Atantic City or Asbury Parkto name a few. A Mall or 8 are always within a halfhour drive no matter where you are in the state Njs attitude i feel can be sumed up in the styles/demeanors of these famous people redman, Jay From Jay and silent bob,Kevin Spacey,Meryl Streep, Zakk Wylde,Jack Nicholson.. All of witch Grew Up goin To massive house parties,that ended with a bon fire in the woods, And none of witch haved ever asked for a hero or hoagie, or pumped their own gas.
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Customer Reviews
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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