Thumb Runner
"Thumb Runner??" we hear u ask, this is a new word invented to describe all of u out there that are opposed to the tragic thing that comes hand in hand with relationships................ A THUMB on the HEAD. Some of us have had that thumb, some have been the thumb, and the rest... You legends have run away from it as yet. Also known as THIRSTY THUMB RUMMERS... These sexy mother fuckers are scared at the sight of a thumb on their forehead and run as fast as their god damn feet can carry them to Singleville to partake in lots of rum drinking sessions with their friends. * YOU DONT WANNA BE A THUMB RUNNER, THE RULES ARE: * 1. YOU MUST NOT BE UNDER THE THUMB. NATURALLY. 2. YOU MUST NOT BE A "THUMBER." IF YOUR OTHER HALF WANTS TO GO OUT ON A RUM (OR ANY OTHER TYPE OF ALCOHOL IN GENERAL) DRINKING SESSION WITH THEIR PALS THEY BLOODY WELL CAN. ITS THEIR RIGHT AS A HUMAN BEING. 3. YOU MUST PUBLICISE THUMBS RUNNERS 4. PRETENDING YOU'RE "ILL" OR SUCH LIKE TO GET OUT OF A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS WHEN THE REAL REASON IS THAT YOUR OTHER HALF IS GIVING YOU GRIEF WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. WE KNOW THE PLAGUE DOESN'T HIT THAT OFTEN AROUND THESE PARTS. 5. WHILST OUT WITH YOUR PALS ON A SESH, YOU WILL NOT BE STRUCK DOWN BY SOME MYSTERY ILLNESS SUDDENLY HALF WAY THRU THE NIGHT, WE KNOW U GOT A TEXT FROM YOUR OTHER HALF TELLING YOU TO GET YR ARSE HOME. IF THIS OCCURS, YOU ARE FROWNED UPON. 6. ALSO WHILST OUT WITH YOUR PALS A TEXT OR 2 MAY BE TOLERATED, HAVING YOUR PHONE GLUED TO YOUR EAR/HAND ALL NIGHT WILL NOT. 7. IF YOUR OTHER HALF TELLS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, AS A THUMB RUNNER YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO DO THE OPPOSITE...YOU WILL NOT BE A THUMB...BUT NOR WILL YOU LET THEM BE ONE. 8. "THE FACEBOOK RULE" GUYS, FACEBOOK IS A VERY PUBLIC PLACE, AS I'M SURE U ALL KNOW. SO WHY DO WE NEED TO CHANGE OUR STATUSES TO INFORM THE WORLD AND HIS COUSIN HOW IN "WUV" YOU ARE, OR THAT U CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR BABY BOO BOO. AND GUYS, IF YOU WANNA TELL YOUR "SNUGGLE BUM" THIS, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SEND IT IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. 9. LAST RULE ???......LAUGHING ABOUT THE THUMB BEING ON YOUR HEAD DOES NOT INCLUDE YOU IN THE JOKE....THE JOKE 'IS ON YOU' !! GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT THUMB AND START RUNNING
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
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