Goth Ball Mug
(noun vb. adj.) Huge, fat, motherfucking Goth girls or Boys. These fuckers think black is slimming but in fact black emphasizes their Monster Truck Carcasses. Most look like like "BUTTERBALL- The CENOBITE fron the first Hellrasier movie." Goth Balls normally thrive around other goths; more like smaller goths orbit them. These fat fuckers think they're cool...they're quite the opposite...they're Hot...and sweaty, smelling quite foul under all those layers of PVC, Leather on cloth. Goth Balls should be rediculed at all times. They tend to be FEMALES DATING Goth Men with ectomorph body frames( aka "Goth Klubz"- Goth Ball Chasers, as in chubby chasers!) The male variety tend to be big girls anyway, cause they're usually gay to begin with; occasionally stating and falsifing bisexual status(they kind of have to, who'ld wanna fuck these fat freaks anyway and they have to take what they can get aside from what they eat. Goth Balls appear gloomy, not cause they're goth, they just haven't seen their genitals in years, decades even. Goth Balls are just as bootleg as anyone calling themselves Goth, for Goth is a cheap derivative of DEATH ROCK!. Goth Balls tend to be spotted during daylight hours in Malls for some odd reason...Every Day is Halloween as everyday for them is a struggle to pile on their tarps of many dark fabrics and cheap sad clown make-up. They're intimidating only in size but humourous in over all appearance. They start young and carry this facade into their latter years..seriously sad creature of the Night and DAY!!!
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Customer Reviews
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪