Chicken Fat
The largest thing ever known to man. Dating back to times defined in the Old Testament in which King Chicken Fat of Dalmasianitarus is depicted as being a great leader who lost his life in an unfortunate Pong accident with Jesus. Chicken Fat can again be cited in the original copy of the United States Preamble, line one... "We the people of the United States, and Chicken Fat." However, no one would say this due to the belief that it was racist, and it was soon forgotten. The truth behind Chicken Fat is that it is the largest Government Conspiracy ever known. If one was to ask the President about Chicken Fat, he would say "liek wtf d00d?" because it is so highly classified that not even the President knows about it. Chicken Fat can be used for anything, be it shaving, lube, food, shotgun ammo, caulking, or anything. It was at Saratoga, Normandy, The Marne, everywhere. It cured scurvy for Christopher Columbus, it kept Washington's boat from sinking into the Delaware, it assassinated JFK and framed Oswald, it's done everything pretty much. Just for writing all this in I am put on a Government hit list for knowing too much and now so are you, but the list goes down so head for Canada and start a new life, eh?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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