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definatley one of the best rap songs about getting fucked up with drugs and or alchohol. maybe even the best song about getting fucked up period. can be found on track 13 on The Marshall Mathers LP by Eminem. girl yeaaah, hahahaha...whooooo, shit! em(aight) eminem guess what? I aint coming in yet... Ill come in a minute eminem ayo...this is my love song...it goes like this eminem Back when mark walhberg was marky mark This is how we used to make the party start We used to mix hen with bacardi dark And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk And by the, sixth gin youre gonna probably crawl And youll be, sick then and youll probably barf And my pre-diction is youre gonna probably fall Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall And everythings spinning Youre beginin to think women Are swimming in pink linen again in the sink Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of guiness is finished You are now allowed to officially slap bitches You have the right to remain violent and start wilin Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin you Get in your car, start it, and start drivin Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up ems spaceman voiceearth calling, pilot to co-pilot Look at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin And Im so high that I might die if I go by it Let me out of this place Im outta place Im in outer space Ive just vanished without a trace Im going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow Ill be back in an hour or so Chorus eminem cause every time I go to try to leave Something keeps pullin on my sleeve I dont wanna, but I gotta stay These drugs really got ahold of me cause every time I try to tell them no They wont let me ever let them go Im a sucka all I gotta say These drugs really got ahold of me eminem In third grade, all I used to do Was sniff glue through a tube and play rubix cube 17 years later Im as rude as jude Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs Ive got no game And every face looks the same Theyve got no name So I dont need game to play I just say whatever I want to whoever I want Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want However, I do show some respect to few As ecstacy got me standing next to you Getting sentimental as fuck spillin guts to you We just met But I think Im in love with you But youre on it too So you tell me you love me too Wake up in the morning like yo, what the fuck we do? I gotta go bitch You know I have stuff to do cause if I get caught cheatin then Im stuck with you But in the long run These drugs are probably going to catch up sooner or later But fuck it, Im on one So lets enjoy Let the x destroy your spinal cord So its not a straight line no more til we walk around looking like some wind-up dolls Shits sticking out of our backs like a dinosaur Shit, six hits wont even get me high no more So bye for now Im going to try to find some more Chorus eminem Thats the sound of a bottle when its hollow When you swallow it all wollow and drown in your sorrow And tomorrow youre probably going to want to do it again Whats a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? screw it And whats a little bit of alcohol poisoning? And whats a little fight? Tomorrow youll be boys again Its your life Live it however you wanna Marijuana is everywhere Where was you brought up? It dont matter as long as you get where youre going cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where were going They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning But youre young Youve got a lot of drugs to do Girls to screw Parties to crash Sucks to be you If I could take it all back now, I wouldnt I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldnt But Im all grown up now and upgraded and graduated Did better drugs and updated But Ive still got a lot of growing up to do Ive still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew But when its all said and done Ill be 40 Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories With a bottle of jack Two grandkids in my lap Babysiting for haley while haleys out getting smashed Chorus 2x (same as previous, but 2nd time The last line is repeated like this) Drugs really got ahold of me They really got ahold of me cause drugs really got ahold of me They really got ahold of me

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Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall

Stan C. Jul 2

Love it! No issues at any part in the process

Samuel K. Jul 2
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A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan

Stanley C. Jul 2
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Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!

Charles B. Jun 30
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My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.

Harry B. Jun 30

Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs

roserie m. Jun 30

Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot

Hamza L. Jun 30

Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug

Sacrewd B. Jun 30

Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.

Death Z. Jun 29

I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.

Hugh J. Jun 29

I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you

iygugkuy j. Jun 29

my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

it was great 💀

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Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S. Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

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