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definatley one of the best rap songs about getting fucked up with drugs and or alchohol. maybe even the best song about getting fucked up period. can be found on track 13 on The Marshall Mathers LP by Eminem. girl yeaaah, hahahaha...whooooo, shit! em(aight) eminem guess what? I aint coming in yet... Ill come in a minute eminem ayo...this is my love song...it goes like this eminem Back when mark walhberg was marky mark This is how we used to make the party start We used to mix hen with bacardi dark And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk And by the, sixth gin youre gonna probably crawl And youll be, sick then and youll probably barf And my pre-diction is youre gonna probably fall Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall And everythings spinning Youre beginin to think women Are swimming in pink linen again in the sink Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of guiness is finished You are now allowed to officially slap bitches You have the right to remain violent and start wilin Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin you Get in your car, start it, and start drivin Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up ems spaceman voiceearth calling, pilot to co-pilot Look at the life on this planet, sir, no sign of it All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin And Im so high that I might die if I go by it Let me out of this place Im outta place Im in outer space Ive just vanished without a trace Im going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow Ill be back in an hour or so Chorus eminem cause every time I go to try to leave Something keeps pullin on my sleeve I dont wanna, but I gotta stay These drugs really got ahold of me cause every time I try to tell them no They wont let me ever let them go Im a sucka all I gotta say These drugs really got ahold of me eminem In third grade, all I used to do Was sniff glue through a tube and play rubix cube 17 years later Im as rude as jude Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs Ive got no game And every face looks the same Theyve got no name So I dont need game to play I just say whatever I want to whoever I want Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want However, I do show some respect to few As ecstacy got me standing next to you Getting sentimental as fuck spillin guts to you We just met But I think Im in love with you But youre on it too So you tell me you love me too Wake up in the morning like yo, what the fuck we do? I gotta go bitch You know I have stuff to do cause if I get caught cheatin then Im stuck with you But in the long run These drugs are probably going to catch up sooner or later But fuck it, Im on one So lets enjoy Let the x destroy your spinal cord So its not a straight line no more til we walk around looking like some wind-up dolls Shits sticking out of our backs like a dinosaur Shit, six hits wont even get me high no more So bye for now Im going to try to find some more Chorus eminem Thats the sound of a bottle when its hollow When you swallow it all wollow and drown in your sorrow And tomorrow youre probably going to want to do it again Whats a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? screw it And whats a little bit of alcohol poisoning? And whats a little fight? Tomorrow youll be boys again Its your life Live it however you wanna Marijuana is everywhere Where was you brought up? It dont matter as long as you get where youre going cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where were going They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning But youre young Youve got a lot of drugs to do Girls to screw Parties to crash Sucks to be you If I could take it all back now, I wouldnt I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldnt But Im all grown up now and upgraded and graduated Did better drugs and updated But Ive still got a lot of growing up to do Ive still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew But when its all said and done Ill be 40 Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories With a bottle of jack Two grandkids in my lap Babysiting for haley while haleys out getting smashed Chorus 2x (same as previous, but 2nd time The last line is repeated like this) Drugs really got ahold of me They really got ahold of me cause drugs really got ahold of me They really got ahold of me

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Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

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mine says "ass" on it lol

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

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Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

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