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At some point about three years ago, it became fashionable for women to deface themselves with tattoos, usually above the waist or on the ankle or upper arm. I first became aware of this trend when some scratter shoved by me sporting a butterfly on the grotesque roll of mechanically tanned lard that hung around her belt. Had I known what was to come, I would have killed her then and there to stop the plague-like spread. Originally confined to the lower orders, this has now 'trickled up' to the extent everyone from ballerinas to dinnerladies feels called on to complete herself by having some indecipherable Chinese bollocks or some flowers carved above her chuff. At its most harmless, this is something discreet like a Celtic cross; at its worst, the 'tat' extends all across the lower back, leaving the gentleman with the impression he is fucking the Berlin Wall. I suppose this was meant to look hawt and slightly dangerous, but all it does is mark the bearer down as a monumentally uninspired skank who'd probably wear a lip-plate if Nicole Richie got one. See also: tramp stamp (US), sign of ten thousand penises, whoremark, etc.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^

Jonny H. Apr 15
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IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

C W. Apr 15

very good for lean 😾😾💪

aura Apr 14

Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc

Nigel P. Apr 14

As usual very quick professional seller.

G. S. Apr 14
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ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT

Mother C. Apr 12

I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool

Maged H. Apr 12

I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue

Kyle H. Apr 12
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I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right

Weiner B. Apr 10

Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣

Ocean Apr 10

I would eat this mug, no hesitation

AssAndBalls P. Apr 7

Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah

I love it when my definition gets merch Apr 7

So dope.

Donald W. Apr 6
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Its insane

Jimmy B. Apr 5

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

rick a. Apr 5

Just as expected, high quality

Stephen B. Apr 4
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I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)

Ben D. Apr 3

Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.

Joseph S. Apr 3
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Fuck your mugs and your tees

Fran M. Apr 3

Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.

Marcus G. Apr 2
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