Chuck Norris Mug
More Chuck Norris Fun facts! Chuck Norris doesn't obey the Fabrics of Reality the Fabrics of Reality obey Chuck Norris! When Moses said "Let my people go" Chuck Norris replied with a roundhouse kick to his face. Lightning never strikes Chuck Norris knowing that Chuck Norris will strike right back! God didn't cause the flood that was simply Chuck Norris taking a piss afterchugging the Atlantic Ocean. When his girlfriends ask "Whats your name?" Chuck Norris simply says "Chuck Norris" he gets laid within the enxt ten seconds or less OR your money back! Chuck Norris doesn't break up with his girlfriends he simply leaves and never returns! The meteor didn't kill the dinosuars Chuck Norris simply roundhouse kicked them all! There's no such thing as evolution only Chuck Norris. Cup of Coffe three dollars, new pair of shoes fourty dollars, getting a blow job by asian prostitute one hundred dollars, getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris...priceless! Whenever a Nuclear Threat rises it never happens because Chuck Norris stops it five years before the threat is made. On the first easter Chuck Norris grabbed the Easter bunny and coated it in chocolate before eating him. Just ebcause the rabbit refused to give him all of his eggs! When God said "Thou shalt not take my name in vain" Chuck Norris shouted "I AM GOD!" In the original version of War of the Worlds Chuck Norris was fired for taking out the aliens tow seconds in the movie. Peter Jackson was never seen ever since. Chuck Norris doesn't eat he digests his meals by looking at them. Chuck Norris appeared in every movie known to man at once! Adolf Hitler one day got pissed and shouted "Damn you Chuck Norris!" Two seconds later World War 2 was over. If God was to utter Chuck Norris real name the very universe would collapse within itself! One day Chuck Norris was feeling lucky after realising he had sex with every female in the world he decided to do Satan! Ever since Satan was banished to hell since God called dibs on Chuck Norris first! When God said "You cannot eat from to tree of the knowledge of good and evil!" He failed to notice Chuck Norris munching on a piece of the fruit wearing The serpent as a condom while winking at Eve.
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Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
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Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
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