Emogitis Mug
A brain disease that causes the person affected by it to act like an Emo or a Goth. It is highly contagious and can be spread through any of the following methods: Sex, Breathing, Sneezing or coughing, Licking, Spitting, Farting, Burping, or shitting on a persons face. Symptoms of Emogitis: EMOGITIS SYMPTOMS: STAGE1: You begin stabbing and cutting yourself, aswell as others. This may also be defined as slitting your wrists to relieve the pain. Which is the most dipshit retarded thing ever because by cutting yourself you make yourself feel more pain you utter dumbass. If this is you, then your an ass and jesus hates you. STAGE2: You begin listening to crappy emo bands like evanessence. Anyone not under the influence of emogitis will realize that all her songs sound the same, like crap. . STAGE3: You start wearing all black clothing and eyeliner with painted nails like a f*ggy man-girl. This is by far the most common stage. For women, its the exact opposite almost. They will start dressing all blac in dyke clothing and are usually fatass hippos who tiny Invader Zim T-shirts cannot contain the mounds of blubber bursting from within. STAGE4:You begin writing crappy shitty emo poetry that when read sounds like youve been smoking pot in the cemetary after attending an MCR concert. Which is usually what alot of MCR fans do, because its the only way to make MCRs music make any sense. When the cops find your naked ass passed out from humping a tombstone you THOUGHT was amy lee, be sure to shout: "Im not Okay! (I promise)" STAGE5: You and your friends look like a bunch of Transexual KISS fanatics. nuff' said about this. STAGE6: You think "Good Charlotte" makes good music. Which they don't, douchebag. Stage7: Slumming Stage8: Having sex with dead deer/and or dead horses. you sick bastard. DANGER: EMOGITIS AFFECTS MILLIONS. CURES: Cure1: You must find a dead cow and hump it for 50 hours straight while listening to Benny Hill music, prefferably the song "Yakety Sax". Cure2: A direct hit to the testicles, balls, gonads, family jewels, nuts, twins, sack, jew gold, nutsack, moneybags, teabag or whatever the hell you prefer to call them. A swift kick to the balls cures everything. However if its a woman than there only hope is to go back to Cure # 1.
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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