Grim Creeper Mug
What is the Grim Creeper? It's that girl or guy who creeps over after a hard night's drinking at the bar. You know the kind, when you strike out and the only option you have left is that number on your phone you keep telling yourself that you will never call again, yet you leave it in your phone. If you find yourself with a Grim Creeper in your room, remember: 1. Put together a Grim Creeper safety kit. Make sure you've got latex gloves in there, because most Grim Creepers claim to have latex allergies. This may be a ploy so you'll have unprotected sex with them and catch the cooties and maybe make a baby. 2. All Field Hockey Players Are Grim Creepers. There is absolutely no exception to this rule. If you play field hockey, you are a Grim Creeper. No question. How to recognize a Grim Creeper..... If you're at a college party, rodeo, carnival or morgue, there's a good chance you'll cross paths with one. If you're unsure whether or not it's definitely one and don't want to risk sucker-punching an innocent person, ask yourself these three questions: Is the person drunk? Is the person constantly groping their crotch (crabs)? Did the person excuse themselves to visit the restroom with two middle-aged bartenders and their dog? If you answered yes, you've got a Grim Creeper on your hands. Run away!!!!
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Customer Reviews
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool