NCFCA Mug
The manifestation of every Republican's wet dream combined with the no-nonsense, fundamentalist Christian values of the Salem witch trials, all done under the fanciful banner of high school speech and debate. During a season, a three-day cult ceremony will commence in the basement of whatever Baptist community college they begged long enough. This is then mixed in with an all-day event where nametagged students will one by one march into a classroom in front of a sleep-deprived, partially drugged group of adults to determine who can say Jesus the most times in 5 - 10 minutes. By the 8th time, it will either be the best advertisement for birth control ever or a display of a hopeful future, regardless the adults can only pick a handful of students to advance to the final round to discover who is the true accident child. After doing this a student will be ready to change the world and be the model ambassador the NCFCA always knew you could be (unless you were a democrat, nihilist, or funny, which probably means you got kicked out already). Typically the NCFCA's men, if they aren't working as congressional interns are likely spamming their suicide notes on an incel Reddit forum. The women of the NCFCA become benevolent homemakers, usually cosplaying as a trad wife with a wooden spoon in one hand and Adderall pills in the other, but this is all in submission to her husband, who happens to also be her youth pastor who's waited for her to turn 18 for the last 4 years of high school.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool