Hafeez Mug
Hafeez is my best friend I met hafeez 3 years ago and we became the bestest of friends and I wouldn’t have thought that I would have met him again but I did and he's annoyed me every single day but he’s made me the happiest human being every single day . He reminds me of a huge grizzly bear 🐻 he’s so fluffy he’s my scrumptious pie🥧we’ve been through a lot together in the 5 months that we have been together but it’s only made us stronger I wouldn’t change hafeez for anyone and no one could be able to replace hafeez . When hafeez hugs me his hugs are warm and fluffy like pancakes he may seem innocent but is the total opposite of innocent . His hands are bigger then my whole head he is a real life giant people would think he is my dad rather than my boyfriend but that’s okay because it doesn't change the fact that he’s my scrumptious wife pie no one will ever tolerate the tragic sounds that come from his mouth when he sleeps when we FaceTime the snores are life threatening and so loud it can cause severe damage to the ears. But I still love hafeez he is my favourite human and I don’t get annoyed being around him I feel allergic to others ever since I have met him. I love him with my whole heart and no rats compare to me because I’m the best he is going to get and going to have. END OFF
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!