Thecinemassacretruth Mug
When the Bimmy Rolfe is bald cuck has no time 5:40 with a onion taped to his mouth and duckwalking with his balls in the dick and climbing Sly's mountain while using Raycons and playing Rex Viper's Nintendo Power of Love (do you want him to suffer?) while Sly and Spielberg (ZorroFan) give him oscars (five of um) for making over 500 films and being curator of film and then Micro Mike starts doggystyling for two hours with his 10 inch dick (load was huge) while doing coke and eating McDonald's (no grocery store bullshit) while getting raped by Loco Bandito while Inspector Gadget is making brown bricks in Minecrap and then Justin shows with his KKK costume and starts raping a Gengar to death while he gets a heart attack from doing 5 seconds of exercise and then Kieran shows up and becomes a caveman and awakens an ancient beast and then Tony from Whack the Phallus shows up and starts laughing and quits Cinemassacre and then Newt starts plagiarizing a script and then Cooper starts humping Bpril's table and then Kyle shows up and he still doesn't get paid and then Bootsy comes back and plays baseball and dies for our sins (nothing but good memories), Big Ryan fan, btw. Electrons!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool