Sex story
Here’s a sex story for horny bitches like you: Jessie had been horny for hours when she finally mustered up the courage to ask her boyfriend to fuck. She sent a text begging him to come to her place that night, and he loved the thought of her begging him to fuck. At 8:30 he walked into her home with his 11” boner to find her almost fully naked, with only a black thong and her bra dangling between her fingers. She had been sitting on the couch with her legs wide open, waiting for him. He dove at her aggressively, scooping her up by the insides of her thighs, and carried her upstairs to her room. “Please just give it to me,” Jessie begged. “Please just give it to me, what?”, Aiden teased. “Please just give it to me, daddy-” she screamed with a moan as he penetrated her with his fingers. Aiden passionately kissed her while she was locked in her moment of bliss. It didn’t last for long though- her sighs of joy had quickly turned into screams of pleasure as he began to eat her out. Aiden focused on her clit, sucking and licked all around it until her back was arched and she was screaming so loud that the neighbors might’ve heard them. He looked up from her pink, throbbing pussy for just a moment, but that was all she needed. Jessie dove at Aidens crotch violently, and began to give him a blowjob of a lifetime. “PLEASE, DON’T STOP BABY”, he screamed as he shot his load into her mouth. She looked up deviously and made eye contact- and then she swallowed all of it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
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