Sex story mug
Here’s a sex story for horny bitches like you: Jessie had been horny for hours when she finally mustered up the courage to ask her boyfriend to fuck. She sent a text begging him to come to her place that night, and he loved the thought of her begging him to fuck. At 8:30 he walked into her home with his 11” boner to find her almost fully naked, with only a black thong and her bra dangling between her fingers. She had been sitting on the couch with her legs wide open, waiting for him. He dove at her aggressively, scooping her up by the insides of her thighs, and carried her upstairs to her room. “Please just give it to me,” Jessie begged. “Please just give it to me, what?”, Aiden teased. “Please just give it to me, daddy-” she screamed with a moan as he penetrated her with his fingers. Aiden passionately kissed her while she was locked in her moment of bliss. It didn’t last for long though- her sighs of joy had quickly turned into screams of pleasure as he began to eat her out. Aiden focused on her clit, sucking and licked all around it until her back was arched and she was screaming so loud that the neighbors might’ve heard them. He looked up from her pink, throbbing pussy for just a moment, but that was all she needed. Jessie dove at Aidens crotch violently, and began to give him a blowjob of a lifetime. “PLEASE, DON’T STOP BABY”, he screamed as he shot his load into her mouth. She looked up deviously and made eye contact- and then she swallowed all of it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!